This one, while just a skit track, is special to me because in a way, I co-wrote it with the real Jeff, posthumously. Parts of it are taken and slightly modified from his suicide note

Lyrics

You bastard, she was my kindred spirit

The only one who could really connect with someone like me

She was a good friend

It's really as though this isn't something I want to do

But something I have to do

Try not to see this as the end

Try to understand

My entire life I've been an exile from the human race

This is the final step in that process


I used to get some smug satisfaction from life

But even that has been overtaken

By an overwhelming sense of apathy

Or is it.. underwhelming?

The only reason to live is to have fun

But what if nothing is fun anymore?

It's impossible now to sustain any feeling

Much less a positive one


I wish I could breeze through life but I can't

The only reason I get up each day is habit

A program now, but only different in name


It would be okay if not for my wasted potential

My want to change the world for the better

How can one man make a significant difference on anything?

It's pointless


That's why I've leveled my sights on you

This Mechanical Outlaw will make a difference