From the recording re-Render me: Long Story Edition
The album opens with a skit over music which initially in 2005 contained lyrics (some of which can be heard faintly in the background during its chorus) but I ultimately scrapped them over time as I got older and cringed at how corny they were
Lyrics
Ugh same shit different day
I feel like I'm running on autopilot
Why is there never anything good on TV this time of night?
I grew back all my hair in just two weeks
In local news a controversial treatment for depression has crawled out of the shadows of the Dark Web
Claiming to make you a better version of yourself
Critics say thisCircuit
Lisa wants nothing to do with me
What's the point?
Tired of feeling numb?
Want that extra special something that sets you apart from the crowd?
Huh
Then The Circuit is for you
That might be something I could try
Call Doctor Preim now
I'll give 'em a call
Just to see what they have to say
Maybe I'll attract Lisa
Thank you for calling Doctor Preim's office
The home of The Circuit
How may I help you?
I saw your commercial on TV and
Well I'm tired of being me
I'm not really convinced this can help me though
It's natural to be skeptical
All I can say is
The doctor is so confident with The Circuit he used it on himself
Well that's convincing I guess
You should have a consultation with the doctor
He can answer all your questions
Tomorrow?
We'll make that work
Okay see you then
Sleep on it
And dream of what you want to be
I will
I've got the night to think about it
But if Lisa's interested in me I'll do it
What do I have to lose?
Be the machine
Be what others dream to be